[EPUB] ✼ How to Be a Footballer Author Peter Crouch – Rvtrek.info

How to Be a Footballer EPUB How To Be A Footballer By Peter Crouch Varanus.us You Become A Footballer Because You Love Football And Then You Are A Footballer, And You Re Suddenly In The Strangest, Most Baffling World Of All A World Where One Team Mate Comes To Training In A Bright Red Suit With Matching Top Hat, Cane And Glasses, Without Any Actual Glass In Them, And Another Has So Many Sports Cars They Forget They Have Left A Porsche At The Train Station Even When Their Surname Is Incorporated In The Registration Plate.So Walk With Me Into The Dressing Room, To Find Out Which Players Refuse To Touch A Football Before A Game, To Discover Why A Load Of Millionaires Never Have Any Shower Gel, And To Hear What Cristiano Ronaldo Says When He Looks At Himself In The Mirror We Will Go Into Post Match Interviews, Make Fools Of Ourselves On Social Media And Try To Ensure That We Never Again Pay 250 For A Haircut That Should Have Cost A Tenner We Ll Be Coached And Cajoled By Harry Redknapp, Upset Rafa Benitez And Be Soothed By The Sound Of An Accordion Played By Sven Goran Eriksson S Assistant Tord Grip There Will Be Some Very Bad Music And Some Very Bad Decisions.I Am Peter Crouch This Is How To Be A Footballer Shall We

About the Author: Peter Crouch

First things first yes I am very tall, no the weather isnt different up here, and no I dont play basketball Glad thats out the way.Ive been a professional footballer for 20 years, have 42 England caps, have scored over 100 Premier League goals and hold the record for the most headed goals in Premier League history.Ive been at a fair few clubs too, including Queens Park Rangers, Portsmouth, Aston Villa, Norwich, Southampton, Liverpool, Portsmouth, Tottenham Hotspur, Stoke and England.In my time Ive been promoted, relegated, won trophies, gone months without scoring, been bought, sold, loaned and abused and I ve loved almost every moment of it.

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