✯ Lollipop Books ✴ Author Amy Lane – Rvtrek.info

Lollipop Ezra Kellerman Flew Across Country To See If He Had Another Chance With The Man He Let Slip Through His Fingers He Didn T Rico Has Moved On, But He Doesn T Just Leave His Ex High And Dry Instead, Rico Entrusts His Family And Friends With Ezra S Care Ezra, Confused, Hurt, And Lost, Clings To Rico S Cousin And His Boyfriend As The Lifelines They Are But Their Friend Miguel Is Another StoryMiguel Rodriguez Had Great Plans And Ambition But A Hearty Dose Of Real Life Crushed Those Flat When Miguel Finds Himself Partially In Charge Of The Befuddled, Dreamy, Healing Ezra, He S Pretty Resentful At First But Ezra S Placid Nature And Sincere Wonder At The Simple Life Miguel Has Taken For Granted Begin To Soften Miguel S Hardened Shell Miguel Starts To Notice That Ezra Isn T Just Amazingly Sweet He S Achingly Beautiful As Well Suddenly Miguel Is Fending Off Every Single Man On The Planet To Give Ezra Room To Get Over Rico While Fighting A Burning Suspicion That The Best Thing To Help Ezra Get Over His Broken Heart Is Miguel edit 30 4 16 I will not be reading Selfie even though I bought it from Riptide I understand that the author has pooped again andrubbish has appeared in that book which Riptide s owners have now publicly agreed is not acceptable in any way, shape or form The author has been requested to amend her original work I can only say Adios Amy, it s been a blast but all good things have definitely come to an end NoAnother disappointing Amy Lane read for me I m afraid, and I was d edit 30 4 16 I will not be reading Selfie even though I bought it from Riptide I understand that the author has pooped again andrubbish has appeared in that book which Riptide s owners have now publicly agreed is not acceptable in any way, shape or form The author has been requested to amend her original work I can only say Adios Amy, it s been a blast but all good things have definitely come to an end NoAnother disappointing Amy Lane read for me I m afraid, and I was definitely not impressed with the somewhat condescending attitude, not just towards Mexican people, but African Americans and Jewish people too I have Selfie on order, but I think that may be my last Amy Lane read, her fame has gone to her head A very generous 1 star amy, wyd a me, him, and her review special me ok kids, let s do this shit already bcuz i have scones in the oven and a harry potter marathon queued up in plex and i need to scrape the filth from my spirit with a cleansing shitpost her 11 him 11 whather 11 separate references to poopme amy no.him hello dreamspinner editing, i ve never met a ghost beforeher these boys would literally pause to remind each other to go take a poop, like harassed parentsme i ve done that before it s alw amy, wyd a me, him, and her review special me ok kids, let s do this shit already bcuz i have scones in the oven and a harry potter marathon queued up in plex and i need to scrape the filth from my spirit with a cleansing shitpost her 11 him 11 whather 11 separate references to poopme amy no.him hello dreamspinner editing, i ve never met a ghost beforeher these boys would literally pause to remind each other to go take a poop, like harassed parentsme i ve done that before it s always been well receivedher also, where there werethan two poop references on a page i counted them as one, sohim so it could have been eventhan 11herlike 13 maybe or 14 in 250 pages so, basically, once every 18 pages someone talked about poopme i m having a good time picturing you going through it with a pad and pencil, counting angrilyhim it s true tho the last time i saw so many references to shit in a book i was reading everyone poops to my kidme but can we talk about the race stuffher dudehim duuuuuuuuudeme DUDEher the one black character is described as slutty and omnisexual me when he wasn t being compared to jungle animals, you mean, surely him when she described him she used the word dark three times in the same sentence and then said he moved like a jungle cat me jinx, bitch punches you in the dick him his only role in the story is to be the evil slut who hits on ezra and makes miguel jealousher evil bisexual slut, thome of coursehim of courseher of course me jinx to both you clowns crouching dark jungle cat, hidden dragon dick punch with titty swat combination him and nobody at dreamspinner had the brains to tell amy not to describe a black man like thatme i m convinced dreamspinner s copy editing bullpen is just 3 surly teenagers who were grounded for posting smutty stereks on tumblrher ha him lollllllher speaking of conveniently evil dark things, this orange flavoured dark chocolate is nasty afhim told you to quit it with that dark bisexual jungle cat brand and stick to hershey sher it may be bisexual but it s definitely a whore trying to eat my husbandme DJCFYhim dafuq is thatme mm s hot new subgenre dark jungle cat for youher you are trashhim i m talking shit about you on twitter me gold i give you comedy goldher why can t i be the evil bisexual slut her instead of just evil him and everyone seems to comment ad nauseam about how white ezra is bcuz jewishme fuck these scones are still hot keep going, i have third degree burnsher so much speechifying about not seeing colorhim and it made me deeply, deeply uncomfortable when ezra and miguel took off their pendants and swapped themme deeplyher deeplyme JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNXXXXXXhim go fuck yourselvesher deeply, or me but no that made me feel nasty alsohim with miguel wearing ezra s star of david and ezra wearing miguel s crucifixher like that s not tokenistichim or disrespectfulme or fatuoushim at allher ezra s judaism wasn t taken seriously or treated with respect at allme yeah neither was miguel s christianity but who takes christians seriously any amiriteme amiriteme can i get an amen ladies if ya feel me help me ouuuuuuut continues to sing beyonce deep catalogue lyrics with scone in mouth her and it wasn t just fucked as a religious thing it was also a fucked racial thinghim yeah, because though many jewish people pass for white they are still persecuted on a racial basisher the constant white boy this and white boy that completely erased his ethnicity and cultureme i get crumbs in my chest hair twice a day at least.him her me at least.him mmhmm so, that s what i thought of the bookher i think this evil dark bisexual jungle chocolate just needs the love of a good ganacheme i mean, obviously, i m fucking livid him i m unhappy and uncomfortableher i m still hungryme the papi thing him omg wtf even was thatme i need to talk about the papi thingher yeah he calls ezra papi every 30 seconds, which is fine, whatever, but then he also calls his own mother my mami which seems a little weird for a grown ass man, but maybe i m wrong idkme caribbean latinos use papi and mami for everyone depending on how flirty they are or how affectionate the familial relationship is mexicans, tho not really him she s doing the thing wot white people do all the time when they write latino charactersme yeah mixing up different dialects of spanish willy nilly bcuz who cares, righther that s what i thought too i thought papi and mami were like mommy and daddy to mexicansme they are, in the same way that daddy can be literally daddy and also dick me down up against this dresser daddyhim hehher i luh you papime i luh you luh you luh you luh you mamiher i feel like mexicans are not so into the diminutiveme i m not sure, but i don t think they are either their spanish is cleaner andformal than lazy assed dominicans can be bothered to use we barely trouble to use consonants him wepa me cold look him wutme that s puerto rican, you poxy whore bitchy weave pulling session about people who use textbook castellano spanish in place of whatever locally correct dialect of spanish they should be using when writing shitty books me but yeah people who learn spanish in school are just so tragichim my spanish is terribleher mine is excellent me lies, you foreign white devilhim terrible and i won all these awards and shit back in schoolme textbook spanish is almost always castellano and that s completely useless because nobody except the fucking spaniards speak it everyone else among the geographical third of planet earth that speaks spanish all speak a dialect that has been transformed by whatever native culture that was destroyed by colonial spaniards in a given country they re all different, and you sound like a moron when you use them interchangeably her preachme it s like wtf is likeher michael jackson me hush, fool what s it like simile failhim it s like teaching someone french and telling them they speak creoleher oohme yes exactly excellent that s it exactly dominican natives didn t speak the same language as mexican natives, and dominicans also had africans from 20 different countries so these writers with their weird and hilariously inappropriate cathththtellano spanish it s telling that they don t know anyone who can rescue them from their misinformation him her what exactly was in that scone, thome also when the black omnisexual but really she meant bisexual whoreslut jungle panther man was described as a frolicking tomcat her.me never failshim better than jungle but still too much of the stereotypeher it s like she genuinely believes she s writing inclusively him maybe if you squinther does she not know any black people at all me we can safely assume that she knows some very, very, very long suffering mexican americans him snort her at least she didn t refer to anyone in terms of foodme you re a hot tamale her why, thank you my jungle chocolate hotness here, have my totally reverential religious symbol i think it looks hotter on youhim that time when miguel s mami called ezra papime mrs rodriguez s first name is therese her him amyme amy, wyd amyher or when miguel explains to ezra what brown people meanshim oh, god, that was awful me i threw up in my mouth a littlehim you have the thing her yeah, here Mostly Mexican, Miguel supplied Because California is attached to Mexico, right But some people emigrated from further south, so it doesn t pay to assume Huh, Ezra said, realizing he d never thought of it before I feel sort of stupid You know I just assumed people were people, and they were from down the block me hahahahahahahahaher hahahahhim hahahahahahaher people are people him so why should it beme WE GET ALONG TOGETHER SO AWFULLYher you did notme wuuuuuuuuuuuther depeche mode really him i did nothingme i did nothingme jjjjjjeeeonx punchpunchpunchgropefondlepunch her so that totally happened is, in fact, a thing that amy wrote.me amy wydddddddddddher wyd amyhim like, whyme whyyyyyyyyyy and it s not even true.her i can tme KANNAWThim speaking of the nope, did you guys see that fucking author s noteher nome i skipped ithim People question sometimes why my books are peopled by all sorts of, well, people It s because I write the world around me and I try to understand it The character of Miguel comes from talking to my friend Maria Teresa, a proud Latina whose husband, Lalo, is one of the fondest and kindest men I ve met One of her jobs for the local soccer league was to talk to the vendors at Denio s Farmers Market Swap Meet, and to translate because most of the vendors only speak Spanish and Maria Teresa is bilingual I clearly remember taking trips out to Denio s as a kid There was an entire world of industrious, usually friendly, hardworking people there I was envious of the self assurance and purpose of kids my age, when I could hardly walk across a parking lot without getting lost I didn t realize then that this confidence came from the knowledge that without the help of the children, the families would be lost I know this now I also know that my community is stronger with these families in it I know that when I was teaching, the families of immigrants were among my hardest working and often best behaved I know that the respect I accorded them was returned to me tenfold Miguel comes from a strong and proud tradition of hardworking immigrant families who have made this country so much better through the generations I hope my country recognizes what a tragedy it would be not to have these families in our midst stunned silence me iher no.me did she really justhim YUP.her holy shitme wow.him YUUUUUUUUP her how even can you, likeme i ve never seen anything like that in my lifeher hold me, jhim right there in print just, you know, out there for people to read.me i rebuke thee, satan, in the name of jesus, horoshabathatamakihbihtaytayher lol even the speaking in tongues me my evangelical christian upbringing is occasionally useful to meher but this.me no.him NOPE me she appears to be positing that mexicans are nice people i think which you know.him eject eject eject her cocks head, squints a little yup still fuckery.me i think my balls retracted at the bit where she s like, immigrants were no no i cannot this is too much.him i fucking told you her amy.him amy wydme wyd, amyher wait, is this going in your review me haven t the faintest ideaher it is, isn t it, you little shitme how dare you presume to question me, immigrant scum him she s so well behaved thoher so hardworking alsome well, i suppose if she has the help of the children she can t be that bad him i just.her yeah yeah it s me stillhim yesme still there in printher yes.him but look, you re not going to use our names in the review, right me don t worry, nobody will know it s you guys her see i told you he was going to do some ridiculous thinghim he can t ever resistme i soooooo can begins collating chat transcript, humming a cheery tune her also i remain hungryhim seriously, no names anonymous you always exaggerateme never 100 percent accurate transcripts always him lies me relaaaaax i ve got it all taken care of her narrows eyes him wtf does that mean how how is it taken care of me gonna write the review in cathththththththtellano him omg i get that joke 4 Stars That was like reinventing sex for me I didn t know it came like that Yeah that was like a whole other flavor, Miguel agreed Like lollipops, Ezra said Like if you just taste them, they re supposed to just taste like cherry But if you believe they rethan that, they really taste like rainbows Ezra came to Sacramento to find Rico Instead, he found Miguel Miguel who shows him the ropes, hugs him when he cries, and takes him home to meet his mom Miguel, who cares a That was like reinventing sex for me I didn t know it came like that Yeah that was like a whole other flavor, Miguel agreed Like lollipops, Ezra said Like if you just taste them, they re supposed to just taste like cherry But if you believe they rethan that, they really taste like rainbows Ezra came to Sacramento to find Rico Instead, he found Miguel Miguel who shows him the ropes, hugs him when he cries, and takes him home to meet his mom Miguel, who cares and nurtures and is always around Miguel is Ezra s person, just like Ezra is his Jake the cat wants Ezra too, but that s mostly just for petting At 28, Ezra doesn t even know who he is He just knows he doesn t belong in New York and has to get away from his homophobic, racist, controlling father In California, beastly summer heat notwithstanding, he finds a HOME Yeah, he sleeps on Finn and Adam s couch and works at a candy shop for minimum wage, but he s FREE The burn here is slow, but I didn t mind This book is as much about finding your place in the world as it is about discovering real love, that one in a million guy who is there for you, the guy who takes you to Disneyland along with his little nieces and nephew And you actually have FUN Miguel is like the ying to Ezra s yang When Miguel gets possessive and growly, it s all systems go Once the passion explodes, it boils over Miguel and Ezra are frantic and shameless They trust each other and NEED each other and connect on so many levels.There s lot of licking And touching And it s HOT, that s all, really fucking hot.My favorite moments Miguel s mom telling Ezra about the witch hazel pads in the bathroom because reasons Ezra finally standing up to his douche of a father I don t think Ezra owed him a damn thing I would have kept the money Lunch with Rico and Derek, which really wasn t as awkward as it could have been Miguel losing his mind laughing about the white boy needing sunscreen although Ezra is not, like, exclusively white he slike inclusively pale.Also, Waffle Guy I loved oblivious Ezra Miguel should thank Waffle Guy he finally gave Miguel the nudge he needed to claim Ezra and Ezra s ass as his own Lollipop is one of Amy Lane s trademark feel good books, my favorite kind The language is down to earth and laugh out loud funny I love this series because it s about REAL people, some white, some brown, who work hard and love harder Even when there s not enough money, there s uncoordinated baseball and Finn s amazing family and Finn telling Ezra that he s an important puppy We get a teaser for the next book Adam s not happy about Darrin s latest dream But I am BecauseCandy Man is ever so sweet

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