[PDF / Epub] ✅ Alanatomy: the Inside Story Author Alan Carr – Rvtrek.info
If You Loved Alan S First Memoir Look Who It Isthen This Follow Up, Alanatomy, Will Take You Further Into The Hilarious And Bizarre World Of The Country S Favourite Chatty Man For Anyone Who Has Taken The Time To See My Stand Up Performances Or Watched My Chat Show, Chattyman , Knows That My Body Has Hardly Been Kind To Me In Fact There Ve Been Times When We Ve Actually Stopped Talking To Each Other Balding, Myopic, Often Flaky With Psoriasis, Back Fat That Hangs Suspended Like A Cape, A Voice That Could Strip Varnish, An Increasingly Dodgy Hip And Even Dodgier Teeth Why Would You Draw Attention To It You Must Ask Couldn T You Just Call The Book Something Else Do You Think The Great British Public Is Ready To Pore Over Your Body Well, As I Turn Forty And Take Stock Of My Showbiz Life Over The Last Ten Years Or So, I Have Learnt To Embrace My Flaws And Face My Shortcomings In Fact, Strange As It Might Seem, The Things I Hate About Myself Have Become My Trademark And I Am Slowly, Begrudgingly Learning To, If Not Love Them, To At Least Live With Them I Am Ready Now To Take A Long Hard Look At Myself And That S What Alanatomy Is It S The Story Of My Rise To Fame The Joys, The Traumas, The Parties, The Disappointments Hopefully You Will Find It Witty, Fun, Heartwarming, But Importantly Honest, And That It Will Keep You Entertained Every Time You Pick It UpAlanatomy Is The Chance For You To Get Beneath My Skin And See The Real Me Because, And To Continue The Anatomical Theme If I May, This Showbiz Existence Can Sometimes Feel Like An Autopsy Picked At, Probed And Scrutinized With Every Inch Of Your Body Held Up For Analysis, But Unlike An Actual Autopsy, You Are Very Much AliveSo I Give You Alanatomy The Inside Story I Am Laying Myself Out On The Slab For Your Entertainment Naked, Stripped Bare Grab Your Scalpel, Peel Back The Skin And Go Deep, Have A Good Old Probe Around At My Life So Far Yes, You Are Going To Find Guts, A Fair Bit Of Cheek, Maybe Even A Little Bit Of Gristle, But Hopefully, You Ll Find A Whole Lot Of Heart Another funny book about Alan s life I really enjoyed his first book This one covered his rise to fame I was a fan of The Friday night project from the start Who knew The coat of cash was a health and safety nightmare It looked funny watching it from my sofa but Alan said that running through the audience was quite scary Alan s career in c4 has been well deserved as he is very entertaining. I haven t read Alan Carr s first book yet but that didn t hinder my enjoyment of this one which picks up where the last finished This was a funny, enjoyable read I m really only familiar with his show Chatty Man, but the stories about his others shows and gigs were still entertaining I had a good time reading it and it has made me want to check out his other book and his stand up work. Really enjoyed this series of anecdotes stories from the life of Alan Carr especially as I listened via audio and Alan actually spoke to me He was like my real life friend for a little while I would think oh no I need to do some ironing and then, not to worry coz I ll take Alan with me A great read if you share Alan s sense of humour but it s not a complete story or in any way serious just good fun. Hysterical my boyfriend kept coming upstairs because i was laughing so much.